Dear Rehoboth Beach,
Thank you for being defiant and proving the forecast wrong. I wanted a day at the beach and that is exactly what I got. Not one lick of thunder! Thank god!
Furthermore, YOU HAD A BREEZE to go with your heat. You still burned me despite reapplying my sunscreen twice in a four hour timespan which just seems wicked of you… but I get it. You’re the beach and I’m sickly white. It wouldn’t be right if I left with a tan.
By the way, you look like a town from another era that ignored all the changes going on around it. As a matter of fact, you look like the kind of place Mrs Maisel would’ve visited in her 1950s heyday. Take it as a compliment.
But why the hell do you have so many Thrasher stands on your boardwalk? All they sell is French fries that you can pour vinegar on. You literally had two across the street from each other. And another just one block over. God knows how many I missed along the way.
You know what’s worse? When asking the internet what to eat in Rehoboth beach so many people said Thrashers. IT’S FRIES. Fries that you can salt and cover in vinegar all by yourself. I don’t get it. All I know for sure is that I ate them, but they were not the second coming. I much preferred the chocolate truffle shop next door.
By the way, I have a sneaking suspicion that you price things ridiculously high in the summer. It’s unflattering and my wallet dislikes you.
Either way, your ocean was cold and I didn’t die of heat stroke so I think I can forgive you for burning and then fleecing me Rehoboth.
Love, Kristen
Great post 🙂
Thank you!
Haha this was hilarious, I have never heard of this beach until literally a week ago and now twice in a week. Hey at least it didn’t storm!
How funny! I’ve actually wanted to visit this beach for awhile. My bucket list had dip my toes in the Atlantic on it and I can check that off!
Eating overrated fries wasn’t on it????
Ha! It sounds like it’d be something on my list but no, not this time!
Those fries look awesome! Just add malt vinegar and a spicy ketchup!
Unfortunately they only offered apple cider vinegar whatever and ketchup was anathema to them.
Weirdos…
Exactly!
Lol sounds like a love hate relationship with this place!
I really did enjoy the adventure! But I had to keep it real! 😅
Lol thank you! It was entertaining and seemed realistic which I appreciate
Oh thank you! I’m happy you enjoyed reading it. You made my day 🙂
What a funny post, I loved it. What a great day too but now I want fries with salt and vinegar!
Haha! It was an amazing day! I was pretty happy I got to see the boardwalk!
I’ve never heard of Thrasher’s or putting vinegar on fries… gonna have to try that if it’s so popular over there lol. You definitely cracked me up a few times. Loved this post, Kristen!! You look like you’re having a blast!! 😀
It was so much fun!
Thrashers was just shockingly underwhelming considering how popular they seemed to be. I just didn’t get the hype!