Dear Washington DC,
I’m writing to tell you that your weather sucks. It almost killed me. I spent three days drowning in my own sweat and no amount of deodorant could cover the eventual body odor that would overwhelm my senses and those around me.
Then you kinda pulled a dick move. Just when everyone had peeled off their last bit of sweat soaked outer layers, you opened up the skies and rained. And I mean RAINED. People were running into the Smithsonian to buy five dollar plastic rain ponchos. Luckily for you, my beloved and I hail from the Pacific Northwest so all that rain was no big deal. And I found your dick move pretty funny in the end.
But it’s okay, because you are beautiful! My significant other at first bemoaned the fact that the grime and grit that you had twenty years ago was no longer. Instead you were sparkling perfection.
Still sweaty, but happy!
However, the lack of dirt is not what really made me love you. It’s the fact that your whole city is dedicated to honoring those who came before, who lost their lives, sacrificed everything, so idiots like me could travel and write about crappy weather and to live exactly as I want to.
God bless you DC, and I’m sorry for all the sweat.
Love, Kristen
Crappy and full of dicks… much like the people who work there. 😏
I didn’t associate with the politics around fourth or July. I kept it neutral.
Though that rain shower I was talking about? That’s apparently one of the causes for Trump’s airport comments. Lol
But look at you rocking the hot and sweaty look! All that water is working miracles!
Lol, might as well make the most of all that sweat!
There ya go! 🙌🏻
I make so with what I have!
She’s resourceful!
I am many things!
Yes Washington DC is quite impressive. But lol the weather I am from NY so yup it is all about humidity…all summer. That is one thing I did not miss when I lived in Seattle where I lived for a decade before moving back to NY. Summers there are dry with low humidity.
Allie of
http://www.allienyc.com
Seattle summers are my favorite, this humidity is going to kill me and my hair!
Leaving for New York City soon, if you have any suggestions for what to see or where to eat I would love to hear them!
Your hilarious!
Thank you!
This was funny lol!!
Thank you! I had a blast in DC!
“and I’m sorry for all the sweat” LOL! Loved this. DC is def on my travel bucket list. 🙂
It was a great trip but holy cow I don’t think I can go in the summer again!