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So I shelled out for the Susanne Kaufmann Rejuvenating Eye Cream, hoping it would turn my under-eyes into…
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If you’ve ever thought, Wow, I wish I could drink something that tastes like Hawaiian Punch but could…
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Let’s get one thing straight right now: these chocolate cupcakes from Little Upside-Down Cake? Absolute bangers. The kind…
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My Beauty Haul: A Journey into Financial Recklessness and Moisturized Bliss
There comes a moment in every person’s life when they look at their bathroom shelves—crowded with half-used…
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Propylene Glycol: The Little Ingredient That Could (and Did, and Does, and Will)
Ah, propylene glycol. The silent hero of the cosmetics world, whispering sweet nothings to our dehydrated skin…
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