Listen up, beautiful goblins of the internet: your eyes? The ones that aren’t exactly the same shape? The ones that make you feel like an abstract Picasso painting when you try to do eyeliner? Those are not a flaw. They are character development. Somewhere along the line, we got tricked into thinking that symmetry = beauty. Which is weird, because all the most interesting people have faces that are just a little off-kilter. (Florence Pugh. Tilda Swinton. Adam Driver. The entirety of the Renaissance.) You think the Mona Lisa is hanging in the Louvre because she had a perfectly even eye crease? Absolutely