Let’s get one thing straight: table salt is Regina George. It’s everywhere. It’s powerful. It shapes society. It makes everything better. And occasionally, it ruins your life. Salt is one of those ingredients so basic that we barely think about it, yet it has single-handedly driven wars, built empires, preserved civilizations, and turned otherwise sad food into something worth living for. Without salt, humanity would still be gnawing on bland roots and staring wistfully at the horizon like, is this it? So put on your pink, grab your Burn Book, and let’s do a full cultural, historical, and functional breakdown of table salt through