By someone who didn’t sign up for this but now has very strong opinions about root vegetables. Let’s talk about beets. You know, those ruby-hued orbs lurking in your CSA box, looking suspiciously like they were dug up by a particularly ambitious raccoon. Beets are the kind of food you either adore with the fiery passion of a thousand suns or regard with the same enthusiasm you’d reserve for jury duty. For the uninitiated (or beet-haters seeking enlightenment), here’s everything you need to know about these earthy nuggets of joy and/or regret. What Even Are Beets? Beets are root vegetables, which means they grow
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Beet Box: Turning Purple Never Felt So Violent
Okay, first things first: beets. If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent a significant portion of your life avoiding them. I mean, they look like tiny heart transplants waiting to happen, and they taste like… the Earth. Not “earthy,” not “fresh,” just straight-up dirt. If you told me they were dug up yesterday by some farmer named Hank, I would believe you. So when I came across *The Kitchn’s* *beet box* recipe, my initial reaction was a healthy dose of skepticism and fear. But, seeing as I am a mature adult who tries new things (this is not entirely