If you’ve never been to the Rehoboth Beach Boardwalk, let me paint you a picture. Imagine a place where every smell is trying to seduce you. Frozen daiquiris. Saltwater taffy. Pizza. Funnel cakes. Vinegar-soaked fries. Sunscreen. Ocean air. The occasional waft of someone who underestimated just how much walking “a leisurely beach day” actually involves. It’s sensory overload in the absolute best way. And yes. Everything is tax free. Which is a sentence Delaware residents have repeated so often that I’m convinced it’s printed on their birth certificates. “It’s Expensive…” Every five minutes someone would look at the price of