Let’s be honest: I don’t wake up looking like a glowy woodland fairy. Most days I wake up looking like I’ve been personally victimized by fluorescent lighting and unresolved trauma. And if you’re reading this, I’m assuming we’re in the same club. Welcome. We have concealer and emotional support water bottles. Now, let’s talk undereye bags. Not the cute “oh I stayed out too late dancing” kind, but the “I haven’t slept properly since 2007 and I might cry at any moment” kind. The kind that no amount of caffeine can fix—but the right technique can. Step 1: Meet Your Bags