Let me tell you about a little product that slid into my bathroom cabinet like a slick-haired con artist whispering, “Trust me, baby. I got this.” Enter: MAC Hyper Real Canvas Cleanse Off Oil—a name that sounds like it’s trying way too hard at a Marvel audition but is, in fact, a makeup remover. And a good one. Mostly. The Quick and Dirty Summary Packaging: A frosted plastic bottle… WITH A PUMP! Joy was had by all. Texture: Lightly Oily. Cleansing: Almost everything. ALMOST. Smell: Luxurious Nothingness. Price: $57/6.7 oz Ingredients: Isopropyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Peg-20 Glyceryl Triisostearate, Isohexadecane, Pentaerythrityl Tetraethylhexanoate, Peg-8 Diisostearate, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Triisostearin, Peg-12 Diisostearate, Paeonia
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What I Hauled While Dashing Through the Christmas Chaos
Friends, foes, and festive fiends: it’s me, your chaotic neutral beauty hoarder, crawling out from the wreckage of Christmas mayhem with a haul so glorious it could make even the Grinch jealous. My bank account may be whispering “cease and desist,” but the holiday spirit said, “MORE. TATCHA.” Let’s be real, everyone knows I’m a Tatcha simp. I’d willingly pay rent to that dewy purple packaging if it meant eternal hydration. So what did Santa (aka me) bring this year? A feast of products that will make my vanity look like the skincare aisle at Sephora, only more luxurious and,
5 Favorite Things – October 2019
Seneca Naturals Oatmeal Soap Bar – This has been so gentle to my pissed off skin that I can’t even tell you what a relief it was to use this in the shower. The gentle exfoliation has also been a bit of a game changer to my skin’s health. Deborah Lippmann Venus in Furs Nail Polish – This is so vampy and delicious, its been totally appropriate for the fall weather and the spooky vibes of Halloween. MAC Matte Lipstick in Kinkster – I truly did not expect to actually wear this as often as I have, but it’s fall
The Edits – 1
You know, I make a *real* effort to make sure all photos of me are untouched. No photoshop, no filters, no fiddling around with the lighting. Which means most of my pictures end up… Bad. I’d love to give a more vibrant description but let’s just call a spade a spade. So let me do the edits. Where I put on makeup I would never leave the house in, face tune my heart out and go VSCO like no other. I’m not immune people. You can think of this as a sneak peak of sorts. I guess. I mean, why
Five Favorite Things – August 2019
Olaplex Hair Perfector No. 3 – I cannot stress enough how much this saved my hair from turning into straw this summer. From going blonder to living my life in the sun, this kept it looking healthy, shiny, and oh-so-chic. My hair would be a goner if it wasn’t for this. MAC LipMix in Red – I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH. This red is everything I want a red to be. I’ve worn it this summer and you can bet everything that this will be my go-to holiday red when the winter season comes around! FitBit Charge HR 2 –
Week in Review #3
Another week has gone by leading to another recap! Here we go: I was definitely into the nails this week, having written two posts regarding nail polish. The latest has me going on about Deborah Lippmann’s “Hot Child in the City.” You can also see “Hot Child in the City” in another attempt at nail art. I was a wee bit embarrassed this week when people actually took a second look at my nails! I love to check out designer pieces even if they are no longer on trend. The Chloe Paraty Handbag is everything I want my fashion lifestyle
Mac LipMix in Red
This LipMix is BAE you guys. It gives this perfect pop of red that is to die for! Mind you, its primary use is to be able to mix it with other lip products, HOWEVER, by itself it is stunning. It’s a bright juicy red that not only goes well with the summer vibes, but could also be pulled out during the more festive holiday season. Oh, and if you are someone that likes that popsicle lips look, this would do splendidly. It’s texture is a mix between a liquid lipstick and a gloss. It’s on the creamier side and
Mac Matte Lipstick in “Kinkster”
I grew up in the heart of the nineties grunge movement, so it only makes sense that from time to time, I’d want to relive that grungy look. I mean, C’MON, grungy is so easy. It literally asks you to bask in the ugly. You can walk out of your house with your acne scars on show and your hair unbrushed and you’ve perfected the look! With a little brown lipstick, you will look like you were pulled from the nineties! I decided to relive some of my more youthful days and purchased MAC’s Lipstick in “Kinkster”. It’s a matte