Let me tell you about a little product that slid into my bathroom cabinet like a slick-haired con artist whispering, “Trust me, baby. I got this.” Enter: MAC Hyper Real Canvas Cleanse Off Oil—a name that sounds like it’s trying way too hard at a Marvel audition but is, in fact, a makeup remover. And a good one. Mostly. The Quick and Dirty Summary Packaging: A frosted plastic bottle… WITH A PUMP! Joy was had by all. Texture: Lightly Oily. Cleansing: Almost everything. ALMOST. Smell: Luxurious Nothingness. Price: $57/6.7 oz Ingredients: Isopropyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Peg-20 Glyceryl Triisostearate, Isohexadecane, Pentaerythrityl Tetraethylhexanoate, Peg-8 Diisostearate, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Triisostearin, Peg-12 Diisostearate, Paeonia