Let’s talk blush. That sweet little pop of color that’s supposed to make you look alive, dewy, and like you just got back from a brisk walk with your French lover in the Alps. Instead, it’s making half of us look like we’ve time-traveled back to a school photo day in 1992 where we let our mom do our makeup and now we have regrets. And evidence. You’ve heard it. You’ve probably done it. “Smile and apply blush to the apples of your cheeks!” Sweetie, no. Put the brush down and walk away from the mirror. I’m here to lovingly