Because your pantry deserves better than raw almonds and self-loathing Let’s talk about hazelnuts, the trust fund babies of the nut world. They’re small, fancy, expensive, and taste like generational wealth dipped in chocolate. Unlike the culinary deadweights that are plain cashews or the cardio bro energy of almonds, hazelnuts are here to say, “I don’t do CrossFit. I do croissants.” You may know them as the main character of Nutella, the whisper in your bougie latte, or the thing you pick out of a Ferrero Rocher before remembering you’re supposed to savor it, not Hoover it like a Roomba with trauma. But