At the local fair, there was a cute little faux old west town called Timber Gulch that looked like it was meant for kids. They had wood working activities and a little stage up front that catered to the tots in the audience. However, they had a saloon with what was clearly a spicy woman set up in the window. I told my significant other to go over and flirt with the hot mama in the saloon, which he did while singing “How much is that hooker in the window?” I know, not appropriate for kiddos but what else were we supposed to make of it?!

“You better not like her more than me!”

While he was making googly eyes at the mannequin, I went to jail. Call it public lewdness and soliciting a prostitute since we turned Timber Gulch into a community whore house.

“I don’t belong here!”

Orange is the New Black would’ve rejected my mug shot immediately. I just don’t do well in jail.

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