At the local fair, there was a cute little faux old west town called Timber Gulch that looked like it was meant for kids. They had wood working activities and a little stage up front that catered to the tots in the audience. However, they had a saloon with what was clearly a spicy woman set up in the window. I told my significant other to go over and flirt with the hot mama in the saloon, which he did while singing “How much is that hooker in the window?” I know, not appropriate for kiddos but what else were we supposed to make of it?!
While he was making googly eyes at the mannequin, I went to jail. Call it public lewdness and soliciting a prostitute since we turned Timber Gulch into a community whore house.
Orange is the New Black would’ve rejected my mug shot immediately. I just don’t do well in jail.
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I know, we’re ridiculous! 😀
Hahahaha what fun!
We are nerds, but we have so much fun!