Kryolan Icicle Gel

I had big plans. I was going to get this icicle gel and show it off as special effects makeup. I was going to give you a heads up in case you wanted to be a frozen character or just another rendition of a cold hearted witch.

Buuuut, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS. I see the promo pictures showing frosty flakes growing in men’s mustaches, or hardened icicles being drawn onto faces, and it looks legit. I use it and it looks like I have snot all over my face. And please, do not use it on facial hair, eyebrows included, because you might accidentally wax it all off when trying to remove it!

No, that’s not an icicle, it’s just a well placed vein on my hand.

By the way, using this over foundation is bad news because then you get brown sludge on your face that just looks…. foul.

This didn’t come with any directions so probably I’m missing a special component here. Like artistic skill or magic.

Check it out here: Kryolan

P.S. It comes in several different sizes, so that’s a bonus. Unless you’re really good at this stuff and use it all the time, get the itty-bitty size.

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