Maleficent Ears: Because Being Evil Has Never Looked So Cute

I have a confession to make: I sort of love Disney. Not in the “I have a Disney-themed bathroom and my entire personality is Mickey Mouse” sort of way. More in the “I have opinions about Disney merchandise, I collect ears, and I will absolutely wander into a Disney shop just to see what fresh nonsense they’ve come up with” sort of way. And since I have apparently accumulated enough Disney ears to constitute a collection, I figured it was finally time to start showing them off. So, welcome to the first installment of Kristen Has Too Many Disney Ears. And