Because your pantry deserves better than raw almonds and self-loathing Let’s talk about hazelnuts, the trust fund babies of the nut world. They’re small, fancy, expensive, and taste like generational wealth dipped in chocolate. Unlike the culinary deadweights that are plain cashews or the cardio bro energy of almonds, hazelnuts are here to say, “I don’t do CrossFit. I do croissants.” You may know them as the main character of Nutella, the whisper in your bougie latte, or the thing you pick out of a Ferrero Rocher before remembering you’re supposed to savor it, not Hoover it like a Roomba with trauma. But
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Recipe Review: Hot and Smoky Baked Beans (Or, How I Accidentally Made a Life-Altering Amount of Beans)
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who think baked beans are a side dish, and people who are correct. Baked beans are not a side. Baked beans are a meal. Baked beans are the moment. And if you are not giving them the love and attention they deserve, I regret to inform you that you are living your life incorrectly. Which brings me to this recipe: Hot and Smoky Baked Beans from Smitten Kitchen. I made them. I modified them. And now I’m here to tell you that these beans are my new calling. Let’s Talk About “Modifications” Listen, the recipe is a
Olive Oil – The Suit and Tie of the Kitchen
Olive oil. You know it, you love it, and if you don’t, you’re either deeply misguided or just wrong. It’s the Jennifer Coolidge of cooking oils: versatile, timeless, and the right kind of extra. Whether you’re roasting vegetables, marinating meats, or trying to pass off store-bought bread as “artisan,” olive oil is the reason you’ll succeed. It elevates, enriches, and makes you feel like you actually know what you’re doing in the kitchen. But olive oil is more than a pantry staple; it’s a lifestyle. It’s the ingredient that tells everyone, “I may not have my life together, but I have
The Salmon Mango Bango from Food Wishes is the Perfect Recipe to Trick Your Friends into Thinking You’re a Fancy Chef
Folks, gather round. I’ve got a hot take for you today: if you’re not making Food Wishes’ Salmon Mango Bango, you’re playing yourself. You’re living in a world of dry chicken breasts and uninspired pasta dishes while this zesty, sweet, spicy salmon masterpiece is just waiting for you to level up your kitchen game. We tried it, loved it, and here’s why you need it in your life ASAP. Step 1: Preparation is Key (Even if You’re a Disaster in the Kitchen) Let’s get one thing straight: this recipe is easy. Like, stupidly easy. I’m talking “it’s 7 p.m., you just realized
Mexican Chicken Tostadas: A Culinary Journey That Involves No Actual Skill
Let me set the scene for you. I’m standing in my kitchen, holding a recipe from Food to Film that promises Mexican Chicken Tostadas. I’m not entirely sure what I’ve done to deserve this, but as it turns out, I am about to make the best shredded chicken of my life. Despite my lack of competence, despite my questionable use of measuring spoons, and despite the fact that I used store-bought tortillas and coleslaw because I am both lazy and under no illusions about my culinary abilities. So if you, like me, are someone who can’t be trusted to boil water without supervision,
Beet Box: Turning Purple Never Felt So Violent
Okay, first things first: beets. If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent a significant portion of your life avoiding them. I mean, they look like tiny heart transplants waiting to happen, and they taste like… the Earth. Not “earthy,” not “fresh,” just straight-up dirt. If you told me they were dug up yesterday by some farmer named Hank, I would believe you. So when I came across *The Kitchn’s* *beet box* recipe, my initial reaction was a healthy dose of skepticism and fear. But, seeing as I am a mature adult who tries new things (this is not entirely
Chicken Marbella
You know those recipes where you look at it and think, “That can’t possibly work?” Hello, Chicken Marbella from the blog Seasonal Cravings. It’s chicken marinated in a sauce made of… Wait for it…. Prunes, olives, balsamic vinegar, capers, and olive oil. Did you SEE that it says PRUNES?! It sounds so wrong, yes? Color me corrected on this one guys. It’s delicious. It’s this wonderful fruity sauce with complex Mediterranean undertones that plays along the tongue and kinda makes you wish you made more. The crazy thing? I know that the prunes were pivotal in making this so damn yummy.
Pressure Cooker Lentils
This was unexpectedly well liked. Even my fiancé thought he’d give the Mr. Yuck face to this… but he didn’t. To be honest, I only made this because I have this rad pressure cooker from Breville and I try to find reasons to use it. Regardless of recipe, whether it sounds good or bad, if it requires a pressure cooker, I gleefully save it so I can whip out that bad boy and press “Power”. So when these pressure cooker lentils appeared on my browser, I thought, “YES!” My fiancé wished I would just make your everyday Mexican beans and
Creamy Crab Croquettes
Many times I choose a recipe simply because I think it’ll be a challenge. You could think of it almost as an invitation to fail, because failure means I learned something. Spoiler alert: I did not fail. This recipe was oh-so-delicous. So delicious that my significant other became homesick. It reminded him too much of food served at Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco. It was the best compliment he could’ve given me. The recipe of course is for Creamy Crab Croquettes stolen from Beyond the Plate. We couldn’t decide which way was better–fresh out of the fryer or straight out
Creamy Pork Stew
I am not a big fan of pork. By that I mean pork chops, because YOU KNOW I love ham and am having a not-so-secret affair with bacon. But pork chops? Hard. Pass. BUT, since I’m always in the pursuit of new recipes, and diving into foods that I would normally say “No, thank you” too, I decided to give this Creamy Pork Stew a try aaaaaaaand…. I think I just found *THE* winter soup recipe of the year. Really. And it’s strange because one of my favorite parts of this was the pork. It was all juicy and tender