I am on some weird diet binge where I just want to drink my meals. Like yeah, give me that smoothie. It’s delicious. You know what? I’ll have that protein drink that tastes like Hershey flavored chalk. It’s great. Oh hand me that rum and coke. Wait, what? I think I’ve gotten so lazy that the idea of chewing my food is too much work. How did I get to this point? Let’s look at my past posts:
- I want to dress like Dakota Fanning and go from grungy to completely angelic at the swish of a sparkly dress. I need to diversify the heck out of my wardrobe and MY STYLE. Upgrade me, please.
- I have an unnecessary dislike of Floofy but only because stuffed animals are SO nineties. I mean COME ON.
- I died in another Strength and Sculpt class but honestly, what else is new?
- I’ve been thinking about going back to Grad School which means studying for the GRE. The practice exam alone made me feel like my mental faculties had deteriorated significantly.
- I discussed men who wore makeup like a BOSS and the consensus seems to be that Adam Lambert needs to do everyone’s makeup. He just *needs* to.
- It’s the end of September so I figured it was time to tell you what I’ve been loving on.
Now, it’s time for me to grab some lunch with a glass of wine. Because I’m fancy.
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